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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Show Me The Monet

This is why you should never rely on first impressionists.

Five masked men took the "Cliffs Near Dieppe". Worse yet, they took the "Lane of Poplars Near Moret". My question is: if the cops know their route so exactly, why can't they follow them back to headquarters?

Which painter is stolen more than any other? You guessed it: Monet. Now the question is, what about country music shoplifters? Do they favor Cash?

1 comment:

Kathy Hutchins said...

With the lax security, these thieves stumbled onto some easy Monet.